All I Wanna Do is Catch Em All

by Brandon Christison

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Parody of the Sheryl Crow song .I wrote it during the water event.


All I wanna do is catch a gold magikarp
Says a girl next to me inside her car
I pokeballed something and it became a ditto
But I'm sure it was a hoothoot or natu or spearow
And it's pretty normal for me
But I know there's people who haven't caught one til tonight

We were catching pokes at 2 in the morning
In the parking lot of a shopping center
The normal people are leaving the bars after drinking
Yelling and stumbling out to there cars in a drunken haze
Taking their Lyft's and Uber's
Back to their homes or apartment buildings
But they're not like you and me

All I wanna do is catch em all
I got my berries and my pokeballs
All I wanna do is catch em all until the sun comes up or security throws me out

And all those trainers in their cars
Racing for a rare Pokémon
The spoofers taking down the gyms
And leave them empty


released March 31, 2017



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Brandon Christison Fresno, California

Brandon Christison is a Music Minister from Fresno, California. Growing up in a very religious and musical family, Brandon sang and made up songs at a young age. In 2001 he started writing songs for the church and in 2012 he put out his first album, Made For Jesus. ... more

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